Summary

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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Episodes

“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”

Feb 25, 2026 ∙ 1h26min

"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”

Feb 22, 2026 ∙ 1h23min

GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”

Feb 18, 2026 ∙ 1h5min

“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”

Feb 15, 2026 ∙ 1h16min

GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”

Feb 11, 2026 ∙ 1h14min

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